1. |
Fridays of Sorrow
02:19
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Well, the cops been on your ass
Thinkin’ you’re some kind of crook
Fly girls out on the sidewalk
Never calling your numbers they took
It’s a day of disgrace
And here comes the hook
You’re drunk as a skunk and you act like a schnook
The streets got your number, man,
So you’d best go to ground
You and the boys are beatmakin’
And you just can’t find the sound
[Chorus]
It’s a Friday of sorrow
All the girls have let us down
It’s a Friday of sorrow
Joe Blow is a sucker M.C.
And you work hard (so hard)
Just to make it to the weekend
And when it comes around at last,
You still feel so stricken
Because love (oh, love)
Has passed you by
And though you’re hangin’ out with the homeboys
You don’t want ‘em to see you cry
(Can’t let ‘em see the tears in your eyes)
[Chorus]
It’s a Friday of sorrow
All the girls have let us down
It’s a Friday of sorrow
Joe Blow is a sucker M.C.
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2. |
Year of the Pig
04:15
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Wicked in the year of the pig, when I came to earth
In the hell of the Vietnam era like an airburst
Blowing up, flowing like the stratospheric jetstream gets mean
Daddy in his blue jeans, mama with a gangster lean
And a fly routine
I got cut, I went nuts, eatin’ cigarette butts and ice cream
Such was my dream
And it came to be that little old me could engage with reality
I had subjectivity
Coupled with a mind that could fast-rhyme into infamy
That was it for me
All I needed was a m-i-c and a beat like a seismic DJ
I'm'a count to three
Bestride the narrow world like Colossus
Boxed out, preposterous, me my boys and us
Coveted like a royal flush was the cold we crushed
Hey, you smoking mother nature, I got you sussed
Riding into town bringing downtown southbound
Listen up, Danny Boy, this is what they call a showdown
I didn't never had a chance to blink before the darkness flooded over me like a India ink
Floating face down in the drink
Thinking when I’m gonna sink like I never was a fink
Never was a caveman stinking like a missing link
Atavistic in the misting pink
And love stinks
And my brain is just static generation, tuned to a dead station
Body is a live wire, but mind is on vacation
Tell me where to stand for my ovation
[Chorus]
I am a rock-hard trooper to the bone
(The Year of the Pig)
The brass said, me and Peter Graff, said would would never last, nevermore set our little asses in the same class
But we lads had a blast while it lasted
Spazzin’ at the other brats we lambasted
The bottom fell out, the ground beneath me shifted
Only two dimes I could rub together was what I grifted
And I still persisted
Couldn't quit. I was young, insane and gifted.
Next stop the Bronx, and I bricked it, whiffed it
Solid, never met a wallet that I couldn’t lift it
And I set sail in the Blue Whale, rollin’ in the tail with my frail
And the Cup brothers hot on my trail
They’re pulling on my suit lapel
Saying, “Why’d you bring along that female?”
Didn’t have nothing but a tale to tell
But I told it well
And the rhymes that I wrote back then had begun to gel
They had me fitted for a padded cell
Walking round in a magic spell, I was a classic swell
I looked fine but inside my mind I was in Seventh Hell
Standing in the rut of a runaway dump truck
And I knew right then I was bucked, outta luck and thunderstruck
The Year of the Pig, it was gone and forgotten now
I would have run but I’d forgotten how
It was somehow altogether rotten now
And my brain said, “Laughing Boy, I got you now”
[Chorus]
I am a rock-hard trooper to the bone
(The Year of the Pig)
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3. |
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In the East, they call me the Crocodile Man
I offend like the blending sands of Tajikistan
I once knew a cat called Gumboo Patel,
A gentleman I met in a Burmese cell
And he sold me a pair of royal blue kicks
And he told me to swear by the loyal true Styx
That I’d never stop rippin’ fresh rhymes to the bass
And skippin’ on the beat like a stone on the water’s face
The provocative rock steady, percussing the clock
Shot blocking, evocative, timed and tick-talkative
Bollocks I give, but don’t never receive in kind
Rising from the stone-cold slab like the monster of Frankenstein
So partake of this wine
Living on the turn of a dime
Somebody’s ass on the line
Like a candle, they shine
Can’t handle the life of vampirin’
Still my ass can try, but it’s tirin’
(Where the hell is my dog Lord Byron?)
Information in entropy
Why the hell don’t somebody send for me?
Kid’s algorithms lick schismatically drastic, you spastic
A palace of stochastic topaz
A castle on sacred land
And this ain’t goin’ nothin’ like the way I planned
I had a jam but it done slipped out of my hand
So Satanic, you can call me Mr. Flagg, Randall,
That peripatetic man from The Stand
I got Zoloft, Abilify, amphetamine salts,
Trintellix. I sleep on the Trazodone,
Mixed with no Skrillex.
I’m dealing with this daily
They railroad and jail me
A little bit of a whale, you see
I go chop-chop
Makin’ a living by takin’ and giving the props
Not not
I’m straight to the top of the pops
A true newly-deputized stand-up guy
My crew rugged in Chi, and like fraternally wise
You won’t be catchin’ any pop-up flies.
And then you want to know why?
Because you still got the moons of Saturn in your eyes
And that’s got you hypnotized
And I’m not surprised
In the East, they call me the Crocodile Man
I offend like the blendin’ sands of Tajikistan
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4. |
The Finer Things
03:12
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Oh, these are the times that try men’s souls
What dire offense from amorous causes springs
What mighty contests rise from trivial things
Trivial things
Shorty!
[Chorus]
When we come through, trouble on our minds
Doin’ kung fu, doubled on the down rhymes
We succumb to the viciousness of our times
You too young to appreciate what makes the finer things fine
When the verse hits, the earth splits
The reason being seemingly these ain’t even the worst bits
Spittin’ on a fire, criticality/desire, but the wire’s hot
And a liar’s not a liar if you know the shot
Drop
Stop and roll
We inspire with the money/steady rock
and southern-fried soul
Back to star jammin’,
slammin’ shots at the bar,
mannin’ up
Bein’ roughly who you are,
baby, that could be enough
Callin’ up, ballin’ it up, wit’ bucolic alcoholics, all vocalic
With vocoder, we reversing gravity and falling up
It’s a tragedy how taller people get to dunk,
I wish I was a little bit less drunk,
some old imitation Jackson Pollack
callin’ me a punk
The evil that men do lives after them
The good is oft interred with their bones
[Chorus]
When we come through, trouble on our minds
Doin’ kung fu, doubled on the down rhymes
We succumb to the viciousness of our times
You too young to appreciate what makes the finer things fine
I got scars on my knuckles, lone stars on my buckles
When I’m truculent I do the huckle-buckle (I’m a juggernaut)
Never in the rain caught, I’m never not sauced
like a fighter with a right cross, a fat-cat chat bot,
that slot is taken by a fat knot, jackpot
Crackin’ like a hacker on slashdot, I’m not
No, I’m not loose I be tighter than the Gordian
Mirror up to nature like my man Richard Rorty, and
Thoughts are mechanical, computers do philosophy
Thetawaves are turbulent with cognitive velocity
Limits of my language are the limits of my world
Smiley faces? What are you, a nine-year-old girl?
I can step like Ginobili, handle the basketball
Lift the boogie-down mic up two hundred stories tall
Oh, these are the times that try men’s souls
What dire offense from amorous causes springs
What mighty contests rise from trivial things
Trivial things
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5. |
The Man From Space
02:51
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I am no man. I am dynamite.
First of the worst, when I burst,
Like an existential threat you can light like a cigarette
Sweating in the bed
from my dreadfully
fretting wet head
The best, lest you forget,
Let's get after it!
Regrets get shredded like canceled checks
Upset? Yup, bet.
Constructed and chucked in,
and bucked like the Bucks in Milwaukee,
And yes, I’m a freak, but I’m not an athletic adonis
Or god like Giannis, my game is not Antetokounmpo’s, I’m hamstrung and slow
But at least I’m no dumbo like Trump, though. America, you better dump him
Before it strikes twelve and his ass turns into a pumpkin.
Oh, shit, it’s too late, Jim, just take another look at him, the sucker’s a tangerine
His face is as red as my hair was when I was 13. And the case may be lean,
But I think he mighty moonlight and fight for the Putin regime
But enough of political themes, I disdain and despise machinations and schemes
I scream above necessary evils like Evel Knievel, and sometimes I tumble and fall
And break every bone in my body. It’s odd, like I’d chop you but don’t know karate
I’m old and I’m stodgy, I can’t touch my toes, my knee hurts when it’s cold
Or it’s fixing to rain, and my brain is on fire, just look at me, can’t you see I am in pain?
Does it matter? Can rappers admit they have weaknesses?
Speak to this. Why is my heel like Achilles’? Riddle me this, as my man MCA said
Why am I called a fatality, pal? ‘Cause it’s not ‘cause I’m dead, bitch. Baby, I ain’t dead yet
Why? ‘Cause I am the man from space
Facing this place of disgrace with my space suitcase
Rhythms splitting in schism into an intricate prism
Dismissing your mysticisms, ain’t even interested in ‘em
Wittier than you can spit, a flick of the wrist and you missed ‘em
Grittier plays like glittering rays fit in your system
Contrary to popular belief, and with that
I can rap like a drummer tattoo, get into a spat
Am I going too fast?
Is my message getting lost in the interstellar static?
Remember that I’m coming from the second dimension
It’s flatter than your mater in the Latin declension
I been traveling here and battling across a thousand light years
And you’re gonna stand there and offer me lite beer?
I’m here to confirm your worst fears of reptilian overlords
Rednecks taken in space pods,
with cattle prods violated.
What were the odds?
I came with a mod squad,
If power corrupts absolutely, then you better shoot me
Computers with juice, they induce me to multiply fruitfully
Truthfully, this is a lie,
Paradoxically rocking, and trying to spark me
But like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target
You can’t track me, you can’t know both my hip-hop spot and velocity
Protect against thermal breakdown and viscosity,
That’s my philosophy
Why? ‘Cause I am the man from space
Facing this place of disgrace with my space suitcase
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6. |
The Prisoner
03:04
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Ignorance is strength
I’m begging you to tell me what to think
I don’t want to say the wrong thing
I don’t want to wander off the reservation
Leave my station, draw attention, face the nation
Stand here naked, unawakened, overeducated
Hide me in the crowd, give me orders, give me back the script
I can still remember certain things, I’m sure of it
The limits of my language are the limits of my world
I don’t need no lexicon, I’ll use smiley faces, never words
Shut my eyes, I don’t need to see, you can tell me what is there
Tell me who to follow, who to hate, I won’t challenge you, I wouldn’t dare
Lock me up for my protection, watch me closely, do inspections
Let me feel the edge to correct me and my insurrections
I don’t want to walk in the sun, don’t want to run, don’t want to be out in the cold
Tell me what to stand, what sign I’m supposed to hold
Tell me what to scream, tell me who’s been canceled, never why
I’ll denounce him, pounce upon him, lemme trounce him, let me at the guy
Did I say I? There is no I. There is only us. Unleash us.
Be the boot that stamps our human faces in the dust
I guess somebody died and made you the gatekeeper for my mind
Whining’s fine, but the one-eyed man’s the only king you’ll find in the land of the blind
I’m a heterodox thinker, a bourbon-on-the-rocks drinker,
Reading what I want to read, it’s a right I’ll bleed for, the only kind of right I got a need for
I have seen the enemy, and he’s a teenaged scold and a Big Brother wannabe
He thinks he can tell me what to do or say or see
He thinks he can frighten me, try me, deny me clemency
We shall see. An eternity will pass before I pass up an opportunity to be
What it is my right to be, not a number but a free man, despite your plan
If I got to go down, let it be my my own hand
I’m not your fan, your follower, your disciple or your man
I’m just the Laughing Boy, emcee of this theater of the damned
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7. |
The Atomic Facts
03:41
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The atomic facts, when they swung like drumsticks that crash on a hi-hat
Or when they fall flat like they cocked back and get smacked and cracked on a track like aluminum bats
Or skillfully duly arranged in polemics that’ll crush in a nucleated bum’s rush
To cut you subtle, redoubling the trouble, a razor blade in the stump of a toothbrush
I flare a sneer that scares the fear out your heart, your mind, your lying eyes and ears
You stutter and falter, you fall, but I’m here and I hear you loud and clear
And the word on the street is you’re nothing but a nerd with a beat
I repeat, are you deaf? You’re a poindexter with bum hip flexor, complete
Don’t tell me you’re blessed. I profess to possess not a speck of respect for your weak superstitious ideals
The world is everything that is the case
The facts arranged in logical space
I’m a Jersey-born New Yorker Texan. When I’m stressed and messed with best believe I’m flexing
My expressed beliefs admit of no correction
When you open up your mouth to speak you waste your breath; your rhymes is absent of significance
And hence, my motherfucking friends, it ain’t nothing going on here but the motherfucking rent
And now the suckers wonder where the motherfuck the Laughing Boy has went
But here I am, surprised to find how utterly insanely you’ve gone mental
The thought is the significant proposition
That’s wisdom. Call it what the fuck you will, since Eric and Parish said you gots to chill
And chill you will, I run drum fills, I crush my pills and snort ‘em up through hundred dollar bills
CHORUS
Whereof we cannot speak
Thereof we must be silent
The Atomic Facts
Whereof we cannot speak
Thereof we must be silent
The Atomic Facts
Cut the track, hustlin’ back the radicalist baddest ever
Orchestrator or crusader thunder cat that you can ever fire the fucking flack at, daddy mack
Muscle wins, when the thinking of a rational animal
Can strain explaining why it ever slack and why it must be lacking
Fuck that, this is game seven at the Garden
To blocking your shot like Ginobili did to Harden
A picture of reality unfadable,
instability being the quality of being unstable
A battle fought in the breezeway, you sees it, it lines up as tees and effs in a truth table
Breaking you up like the pool hall rack can scatter and clack like some playground jacks
And you better bet on this, my pack: we bringin’ ‘em back, the atomic facts
CHORUS
Whereof we cannot speak
Thereof we must be silent
The Atomic Facts
Whereof we cannot speak
Thereof we must be silent
The Atomic Facts
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8. |
Pay Me
03:26
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Back then, I resolved back then to get over on the world. I made up my mind I was gonna be a hustler. I was hanging in the pool hall, making small bets to cover lunch money and train fare back to the suburbs. School had me on probation, my family rented rooms out by the week and went to the food kitchen for donations. Slowly, it became apparent that the world was getting over on me.
This one time I had to go to jail
And they called me that organelle, that one that’s the powerhouse of the cell (mitochondrion)
They say do one thing and do it well
But these silly-ditty riddle rhymers flew too close to the sun and then they fell, oh, how they fell and fell and they fell
Put ‘em up for the percolating prodigies, the untrained unsung musical herculeses,
The horny little corner kids teasing their main squeezes, the player everybody called the Black Jesus
Tell me you believe in this, tell me you can grieve with us when we receive the steamy fever that is indeed with us
Tell me it’s ingenious, tell me why it cleaves to us, why it always and ever did mean this much to us
I rip through ‘em like Westbrook
I fuck around and knock ‘em out like a left hook
I snooker the bookmakers, leaving the motherfuckers shook, like breakin’ they hearts when I’m cookin’’em up and I’m servin’ ‘em , baby, the shit’ is just textbook
Cutting hard to the dime might get you the best look, instead of standing there having to take what the rest took
I remember drinking Budweiser underneath the Broadway Bridge, flowing with the Harlem River by, sir
Spitting like the devil but the Spuyten Duyvil was a whirlpool, fool, it was not a geyser
I don’t got no need for the spin. When I switched to gin I was half a pint in the pocket and three sheets to the wind
And when I lost a race to three for five I was all in. That meant losing a fin. That’d make me mad as sin.
Not Unger, and sometimes it make you wonder where the hell a little broke sixteen got a five his ass could put on the line
Inside he was dying, thinking he was more shinier than a dime, more fly than chilled fine wine
I guess you could call that a hell of a time, when the wisdom of a young man’s life starts to ring like a bell or a chime
And every part of the atmosphere, and everything I got through that year ground me up in its gears, I was shot through with fear
I poured out that beer
But why I did, well, it still isn’t clear
A sucker think he good
A sucker think he good
Everybody would if he could but he can’t and he’ll never find his damn way out of the neighborhood
Business bad? "Fuck you, pay me."
Oh, you had a fire? "Fuck you, pay me."
Place got hit by lightning, huh? "Fuck you, pay me
Had a slippery pool cue? Fuck you. Pay me.
Got a paper in school due? Fuck you. Pay me.
Oh your girl and your best friend fooled you? Fuck you, pay me.
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9. |
Fridays of Joy
02:48
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Sometimes our darkest years contain our finest moments
And those were days of pain
But they were more than just torments
Indeed, we were fortunate
To share that hour of love
It would be importunate
To care about the showers above
It’s a Friday of joy
At the Raccoon Lodge
With the No School On Friday Club
And everybody’s here
Lance Fever, Joe Blow and Iron Mike
Lefty Leb, Laverne and Shirley, Spermily and your mom,
DJ Saturn, DJ Buzz and the Jerm, Blacktongue Baby,
It’s a golden day full of sunshine and malt liquor
We start out pretty early
Somebody could get sick
We got our story time
We got Colt 45s
We got this old piano and our freestyle rhymes
We got no mortgages
We got no kids or wives
We ain’t got a hell of a lot
Except the rest of our lives
It’s a Friday of joy
Come on, girls
Come on over to the Raccoon Lodge
I’m writin’ a tale for you
In pen and ink
Be sure to bring something with you
Something to drink
These are the days we’ll never forget
Though there are some we might yet live to regret
We won’t all be friends forever. But what the hell did you expect?
These magic Fridays of power and animosity
It’s a Friday of joy
Come on, girls
Bring your ass on, and get some of this
We’re having a good time
And we’re fixin’ to get real drunk today
We’ll get drunk tomorrow, too
It sounds like fun, doesn’t it?
I wonder what we’ll do to you
It’s a Friday of joy
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10. |
The Ancient Mariner
04:45
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Because
I rock steady
As the broadsides roar
Seen an MC stowing a whore, flung him by the board
It came on a blow, I defied the waves to crash
By the naval traditions of rum, sodomy, and the lash
So kiss my full-grown ass
And reef the topgallant sheets
I tell a North Sea Story over pirated beats
Water, water, every where,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, every where,
Nor any drop to drink.
I was below, feeling pitiful low, when the lookout cried,
“Sail ahoy!” and the hands came alive
It was the Constitution out of Boston, there on the full tide
A lawful prize. How I longed to wipe that ship of the line’s eye!.
She tried to fly, upon my sacred word of honor,
But we had the faster hull and the weather gauge on her
We drew up on her leeward side, fired a blast
Dismasted and boarded her, called out, “Hold fast!”
My head wasn’t right, I’d ate a fistful of uppers
Many a man’s blood swirled off through the scuppers
Her captain had the honor to present me his cutlass
But I strung up that sucker MC from the foretopmast
I’m a stalwart old salt, my beard is flecked with white
And I can chase you ‘round the flames of perdition by moonlight
I’d give my good right hand for a band of able seamen
‘Stead of this passel of SoundCloud rappers I been leading
Ancient I be, a crisscross of scars tells my tale
A predatory derelict, a relic from the age of sail
Handsomely there by that taffrail, you scurvy dog
Don’t give me a reason to cut you off your grog
Clear for action! We shall beat to quarters!
I got sharpshooters up in the tops to snipe the boarders
The sea is up, and the waves creaming over the stern
Our only mission is to capture, sink, or burn
If you see our frigate upon the next sun’s rising
Or spot us hull up on yonder Western horizon
You’re faced with a mariner who steers by the stars
And there’ll be the devil to pay when I cut your spars
'God save thee, ancient Mariner!
From the fiends that plague thee thus!—
Why look'st thou so?'—With my crossbow
I shot that albatross.
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